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funk for Real or as real as you want it to be. pay as you please music for this century, disjointed and scatalogical

slideshow of viv’s 5th bday
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rentals alive and well
ozma coming out to the sfc with a new album in may?
rivers dumps a demo onto the web.

who0ooo0ooooooooa can’t you hear these words?

good gravy maisy,
it’s been a minute.
here are some images for all yal

• YouTube – SNL – The Chronic of Narnia Rap
  i know hella played
  but just in case you missed it
  best song of 06
  never mind its only january 14
• or i guess you can watch the ghetto version
  the og version is much better but . . . .
• i thought this one might deserve a little play too
• and this
• i don’t even know what to say about this one
• this one is classic but remember i am 5
• funny (dirty)

the ricky gervais podcast literally the funniest thing i have ever heard. I am addicted to it like cocaine or nicotine or women. i totally cry while listening to it Karl is dense and ricky and steve so sharp that the contrast is too great to not laugh constantly at the fact that they even converse with each other.

RIP garandma pressie.

she died on december 29, 2005

Ryan’s great grandma

Hey Y’all sorry to have evaporated from virtual space but the time has been ever more concentrated in fewer areas of interest lately.
But no matter; i am finna start up like there was no huge interruption ok so, oh yeah also click on the pic; for pics with slideshow
News:

1. health wise everyone is pretty healthy, we had a pink eye scare with ry dizzle but he just fooled us with some hyper frenzied eye rubbing in costume at his pre-school halloween party.
2. the .mac account is dead, i just couldn’t see another 99 bucks on top of this website for basically something i use sometimes and doesn’t actually add any advantage besides the cache of a .mac email address
3. I will recreate the photo albums in a bigger better format utilizing galerie i think. actually ending up using a fireworks flash hybrid

Go Fug Yourself
i know everyone already knows this site but i just sawnt it; hellka funny.
might recommend for those of my generation this post which seems especially poignant:
Celebrity Manorexia Watch: Richard Grieco
special side note: Article qualifies for all 5 defs on dictionary.com of poignant
coming soon!
Ryan on safari!

ok not the alco that everyone would assume I am but how come i got all excited about this via tuaw
and um oh yeah here are pics of my dad’s bday.
at the bottom you can click to see a movie of my dad harassing his blowfish.
note: while in the gallery to advance you may use your right arrow, to go back you may use your left arrow; on your keyboard!

CBS: Big Brother 6 funny blog, although i think it’s more just a serious of quotes ex-houseguests email in but nonetheless estas funny quote aqui from jun:

GET OVER IT LADIES! I can’t believe Ivette actually said she would “fix Maggie’s house” and “buy Cappy a new one” if she won the money. Hey…i’m gonna hold her to it if she does win…what an idiot.

no more to say after that. STFU Ivette.

the luxo_techno_lust just do not stop with dude

get em hov

i got my ipod fixed/replaced thursday. aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh all is well with the World. 40 gigs of 1s and 0s that make me sing in my heart, i know i’m gay like the superbowl
so i got the dc case for it when i bought it. but now this is kinda calling me since these days i am doing more coding than skating.

The Kimono case expresses the “Tranquil Harmony” that is the essence of Kyoto, the cultural center of Japan.
This beautifully designed iPod case is constructed of fine leather and cotton fabric. The refined attention to detail is noted not just in the selection of the unique fabric but in the operational ease of use. Both the click wheel and screen are fully functional with the case on. The bottom of the case is also accessible, making docking simple. On the back is a ring to make attaching a lanyard or key chain to your miyabi case possible. Theses cases do not come with the wheel and screen film. Patterns will vary, each case is cut individually.

i dunno the luxo_techno_lust may be in overdrive

ok so I know already that I am a little bouge for thinking it but if you’ve ever tasted one and live in nor cal this has to have been a thought for you in the past. here’s the description:

Includes our exclusive coffee extract (33.8 oz), our world famous French Deluxe® Vanilla beverage drink mix (22 oz), cups (6), Lids (6), and straws (6). Make your blended just like the stores with any of your favorite Ice Blended® flavors!
$22.95 / each

much better than a frap especially for you SOY people out there like me? just a thought or a question i guess

6 months hoochies
now the hard part. Weight loss is actually like the opposite of a hill race, cause I think it’s downhill for the first part and uphill on the backend. so I guess it’s more like a valley. Well I am at the bottom of the valley now gearing up for the frakkin climb. I know I said frak but I could not resist the allure of the BG Battlestar Galactica it was a big thing for me as a kid and the show is actually good. also grace park is the bump, no lie! she got the right mix of hot and cute. umm ok just a checkup.

small flash movie of ryan swimming
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list are fun

1. ok so the song dave comes on stage to in:
   dave chappelle killin’ them softly
   , filmed back in 2k; was
   “y’all gonna make me lose my mind”
2. I was driving to school this morning listening to the president’s press conference (because i am an info junkie and the best way to arm yourself is to know the lies your foe is telling) and I was thinking wow I wonder what his supporters ae thinking while listening to this? because I am running a versus commentary of:
   bullshit, liar, really is that the texas version of charm?,
   and last but not least; what the hell is going on in his head. I really just happened on it because it was on npr see item 3. But alas my revelation, or quandry, or whatever you wanna call it; is he(bush) the answer to 8 years of hope and progress? Let’s lock this shit down and make sure we can keep our shit. I mean Clinton can’t be called perfect but the most honest indictment of him is he tried to do too much. Tried to help too many, wasn’t focused enough on select issues but rather tried to help all americans. So my question slash revelation is: are we in the era of “we can’t help nobody, leave us alone or we’ll kill you and your family and your village”?
   Is this the whiplash politically from 8 years of america for everyone?
   • america for christians
   • america for people who have shit already
   • america for the world as long as you like us and agree with us
   • america for middle aged persons
   • america for those that don’t like to think/read all the time

   because all of those americas were the ones I heard him speaking to.
   joking with, quietly caressing, and administering an aural ether cocktail to.
   So all of this was going on in my head when I see someone in another car driving by nodding in agreement; it’s funny and I can’t be sure but it seemed as though she was nodding in time with the cadence of his speech.
   Almost instantly I realized I am a minority, most people are happy with what is going on. Now, I have always been a minority, although appearance wise it’s easy to for me to pass. But the stuff people say when they think you’re white (just white). unbelieveable. Don’t get me wrong i see the world through wicked tinted sunglasses, but i am not in charge of the welfare of 300 million. and I don’t mean welfare; I mean well fare as well faring as in general protection, which is what the government is suppossed to be in the line of work of. Not monitoring and sanitizing our moral values, wasn’t this country started by persons not wanting to answer to others for their practices and beliefs? Now with the reuping (word?) of the patriot act it seems as though you should only pay for books with cash and use private ip spoofing services for web surfing because they can link together all of your habits and you would never know. end rant!

3. NPR is the backbone of our information system.
   On a morning when normal/corporate radio news stations we’re fine tuning the over coffee banter while hocking the latest sleep mattress technology, NPR (the accussed left wing machine) was broadcasting the president’s news conference and his taking questions from reporters; about the patriot act no less. I don’t understand how people can say that NPR isn’t balanced, i mean if that was the case why wouldn’t they just ignore the PC like commercial radio and play another review of a foriegn film with too much sex and not enough violencesarcasm

so bart is an interesting place, this is what i saw sitting next to me. not sure exactly what that symbolizes except that maybe it was hot that day? i never felt an impulse to un-shoe on bart, but i am not as frequent a barter as some.

here is the most famous ryan with his nana enjoying some vittles. when i see them together it makes me happy that he can connect with someone else so thoroughly, it reminds of something my momma said-
if your children can only survive with you, you are failing them, well a paraphrase; maybe she comment what she actually said. she did

me and my number 1 homeboy, lifechanger, revitalizer, smileking, he has brought to my life such purpose that regardless of the circumstance he . . . well let’s not tempt fate.
the ultimate result of a cleaner garage, a working dryer and some elbow grease put in by the armijo jrs and some of those lisings too. thanks for the help everyone, could not have done it, or any of it for that matter.